Sunday, November 12, 2006

TBA

The other day, the most diminutive of my vast array of cousins - while divesting me of a comic book that she has promised not to damage - told me that someone she knew (I forget third party's name, sorry! To be honest, I did not recall who third party was even as her name was being mentioned. Humble apologies to third party) was suggesting that I update my blog. I mention this because, for a while there, I had pretty much forgotten about this particular blog. I had no clue that anyone was actually wondering where the updates were so this is where I say that this particular blog will probably not be updated for a while in any significant capacity. Firstly, since I'm back in Kolkata for a while there honestly is not all that much to blog about (aside from rants). Whatever has been happening is not in the category of 'things to blog about'. Pissed off city people wanting to disembowel me for any perceived slight to the City of Joy can take a number. Secondly, given that I am working on a large number of (somewhat un-fun) grad school app-related essays, I don't especially feel up to writing some more. The exception to this is movie-related writing that I frequently need to get out of my system, the occasional example of which is being put up with semi-regularity on my other blog (linked to in the last post).

I'll probably stick up random insults and amusing wotsits on this blog once in a while but really, it's the other one I'll be putting any effort into in the foreseeable future. Probably not even that much effort.

It feels unnecessarily self important to have to announce something as incredibly inconsequential as this. Therefore, I shall think up a pretext - this particular post is in celebration of the announcement that Denise Mina shall step down as writer of Hellblazer and that the mantle shall be taken up by Andy Diggle. John Constantine fans everywhere rejoice.

Mr Inca, if you're reading this, go straight to the movie blog and you shall find that I am not - after all - an Indian fly by night operation! If you still proceed to complain, I shall link to the site where you put up those embarrassing pictures of yourself, attach a paypal link and charge monies for pay-per-view. Bags of monies that I'm not going to give to you. And I don't mean the one with the Tigers hoodie either!

Further excuses as and when they come.

Friday, September 22, 2006

i like flims

For reasons I make clear on the first post there, I have started a movies-only blog: Groundlingspeak.

Silly pictures shall appear presently or when I feel like.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

The Daily Planet

"I categorically did not call him a terrorist. I'm not cultured and I don't even know what an Islamic terrorist is."

-Materazzi, over insulting Zidane


In other news, Superman HAS returned.

However, two caveats:

1) Lois Lane has not returned. Bizarro Lois Lane has, instead, taken her place.

2) Ned "I can't live down Deliverance" Beatty has been replaced by Harold minus the funny.

SPOILER BY IMPLICATION FOR "SUPERMAN RETURNS":

Anyone else want to see Superman's OTHER son? The bastard result of that noirish night in the penthouse with Robert Vaughn's aerobics instructor Lorelei Ambrosia during Superman's Kryptonite induced brush with the dark side? Someone must have enjoyed Superman III the way I did!! Sernando the Commando knows what I'm talking about.

Also, anyone who says Superman Returns is bad is insane/retarded/a cannibalistic Pomeranian/Ann Coulter.

And finally, it is very funny when a guy walks into a mirror, spins around really quickly in order to pretend it never happened, trips, flies a couple feet then breaks into a run to cover up the trip. "Oh no, I didnt trip, I was just breaking out into a run". Aheheh.

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Only in Bollywood

This is sidesplittingly hilarious and utterly wrong on so many levels that it merits a post all of its own.

"I didnt have time to watch any other movies."

Jesus Fucking Christ in a Shitstained Hat.

And you have to love that of ALL the names to drop, he dropped that of ROLAND "GODZILLA" EMMERICH!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, Ajay Devgan. Egregiously an ass.

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Plug

This is for the Nick Cave fans that read this blog - I know there's a few of you. Locate and watch The Proposition, the new Australian movie that he wrote the screenplay for. Excellent piece of work - one of those compulsively watchable subversions of Westerns in the tradition of our old friend Peckinpah. Complete with buckets of the beautiful red krovvy. And Ray Winstone. And Guy Pearce. And the acting goddess that is Emily Watson. I really shouldnt have to say more.

New Yorkers can find it playing at the Angelika downtown. Those of you east of Bulgaria might have to wait a bit - its one of those indie/foreign films that you know isnt going to be released at an INOX near you. You'll have to wait to plonk down your cash at the altar of the criminal, extortionist Raja once the DVD comes out. Do NOT watch any pirated versions. The cinematography has to be enjoyed.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

the red inside

For a while now, I've been complacent in the belief that I'd seen it all with regards to cinematic depravity and excess. I was 12 years old when I first saw Alex Murphy's hand (and arm and head) blown off, witnessed his subsequent bloody retribution on the incomparable Clarence Boddicker and his minions then, much to my parents' chagrin, wanted to watch it again. I looked on with horrified amusement the sheer gall of the Japanese Ginipiggu films as they took simulated violence to levels so realistic and graphic that Charlie Sheen reported one to the FBI as a snuff movie. I rolled my eyes all the way through Salo as it justified utterly unnecessary coprophagia scenes with pretentious pseudo-political philosophy. I laughed out loud at the storm of intestinal delights that was Ichi the Killer. But, judging from some reactions to recently watched films, I'm of two minds about all this. Either I'm growing old and soft. Or a few filmmakers in the 21st century (only a few, mind you) are looking back to their predecessors in the 1970s (back when 42nd Street echoed with the screams of the damned, scored to the music of chainsaws, emanating from the line of grindhouse theatres) and taking the lessons learned to heart and combining them with new budgets/effects/lack of restrictions/jaded sensibilities/better actors to create a new breed of gutchurning movies that not even seasoned cinematic deviants like myself can watch without some level of discomfiture.

The film that prompted this particular post is the recent Australian indie horror Wolf Creek. This is not to say that its the only one. Things got stirred up by the punch in the face that was Gaspar Noe's Irreversible, a chronologically reversed French revenge tale that was arguably the first film I can remember that made me wonder why exactly I was putting myself through the ordeal of watching it (which, by the way, is not a condemnation). Others like Requiem for a Dream and Takeshi Miike's sickening Visitor Q had similar - though a lot less severe - effects. I reeled in the face of the visceral, postmodern deconstruction of cinematic violence that is Michael Haneke's Funny Games. Then, in the past couple weeks, I watched two films that left me quite drained after I watched them - Wolf Creek and Open Water. The latter is a clever exercise in filmmaking that utilizes the 'less is more' principle to great effect, putting the audience through an experience that is devoid of anything resembling happy thoughts. But, in my opinion, it remains just that. A clever exercise. It hits very hard but the memory fades. This is not true of Wolf Creek which is the only film (along with Irreversible and, to some extent, Funny Games) that honestly made me feel rather violated and nauseous well before its conclusion. I believe Wolf Creek to be a true follow-up to the early masterpieces like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and one that has, in many ways, surpassed its ancestors.

The idea behind the film is quite formula. Two British girls and their Australian friend drive across the Australian outback to see a meteorite crater. Their car breaks down. Cue the local necrophiliac sadistic cannibal psychopath with mother issues and a thing for mementos. I've seen a million movies like this and will, no doubt, see another million. But this one is different. For one, nothing happens for the first 40 minutes. This has been a major bone of contention amidst the gorehounds that flocked to this movie, hearing about its rep. To me, these first 40 minutes are key. They're not boring - they're almost akin to a homemade travel documentary that depict the wanderings of these painfully sympathetic young people pre-Wolf Creek. We see them hook up with the pretty boy native on a West Australia beach. We watch the burgeoning attraction between one of the girls and Surfer Dude. We witness the first hesitant kiss in a very well acted scene. We listen to them sing and laugh and bitch their way across the outback, framed by some of the more gorgeous natural vistas put to film. These are not interchangeable serial killer-bait a la Nightmare on Halloween that is Friday the 13th: Michael vs Jason vs Freddy. The perfectly naturalistic performances of these (rather attractive) unknowns combined with the well written dialogue perfectly in tune with a hundred different road trip bullshit sessions this blogger has been involved in, ensure this. It's a basic technique that most horror films don't seem to grasp - if you spend time building up likeable and sympathetic characters that the audience can connect with, the inevitable gorefest that will follow will actually horrify the audience. As opposed to make them laugh or yawn or marvel at the creative killing methods. These three characters could be any of us.

This brings me to the second key to this film's success - the characters act like we would in this situation. Far be it from me to try to say what I would do if I was being stalked by a huge psycho with a knife and a sniper rifle in the middle of nowhere. That would be presumptuous. But these characters act the way I would imagine that a reasonably intelligent person would act in a spot like this. They do not separate unless there's a good reason to do so. They do not go alone into dark places without a good reason. They don't just stand there and scream when faced with danger. They think, they fight back and they do so intelligently and with admirable courage. The film subverts the tropes of this psycho-slasher horror subgenre in such a way as to make the maximum impact. The action goes in one direction that leads us to believe that things will work out just the way it has in a million other slasher flicks but then veers off in a direction that is completely deviant from formula.

Unfortunately, in keeping with this genre subversion and its aspirations toward realism, the film is also about as devoid of real hope as any 60 minutes of movie I have ever seen. From the very second that the shit hits the fan right on to the ending, the film approximates the experience of being stalked by a psychotic sadist in a vast expanse of unfamiliar nothingness as closely as I imagine any simulation can. It will not get any more realistic than this, short of you flying over to the outback and tempting fate (the film is loosely based on actual events, though the killer who inspired it has been caught). It is a harrowing 60 minutes, filled with flashes of false hope, moments of the deepest despair, scenes of absolutely stomach-churning violence all punctuated by the genuinely impressive attempts of the girls (the guy is kept under wraps for most of the second half, you'll see why) to escape. There is a tremendous sense of urgency from moment to moment as they meet some degree of success only to come across obstacles that are entirely realistic given the circumstances (missing car keys, empty guns, navigational trouble). There are very few gimmick plot points here. Nothing is convenient or coincidental. All this is compounded by the nature of the psychopath himself. This is no cartoonish supernatural villain with incredible abilities. He is a real human being that has clearly gone off the deep end, but recognizable as a person. He bleeds, he can be outsmarted, he makes mistakes. But he is also an experienced hunter and serial killer, possessed of that infamous Australian outback physique and familiar with the terrain. As a result, just like real life, things don't always work out the way we (desperately, horribly, painfully) want them to work out. In a different world, the ingenuity and courage of the three kids may have led them to escape but in this one - and make no mistake, Wolf Creek and its semi-documentary style is earthed firmly in the realm of realism - a guy like Mick the Friendly Outback Hick is bound to succeed at least partly. And no, that is not a spoiler!! This is a horror movie, you know that at least ONE of the three ostensible victims has to die!! And at the instances that the killer does succeed, the sheer shock of the event is devastating. There are real moments of 'why does this have to happen' despondency that makes you almost want to lash out at Greg McLean, the writer-director.

It's not just a horror movie either. The best horror movies have a method behind their madness. Alien/Aliens was not just about the most badass xenomorph in the known universe doing what it does best. It was about body horror at its most primal, our nastiest little nightmares. Rosemary's Baby was about the claustrophobia of urban life (among other things). Nearly all the vampire movies ever made were really only about sex. I could go on but you don't really need me to spell it out. It's the same in Wolf Creek and not only is the subtext present, its put forward in a perfectly unassuming way that will not interfere with your 'enjoyment' (haha)of the movie. It begins well before the psycho even comes onscreen as our citified tourists are refuelling at a gas station in the middle of nowhere. The hitherto tough-guy posturings of the surfer dude from Sydney are brought to an abrupt halt by the advent of the REAL tough guys - a trio of monolithic outbackers that openly harass the girls as their male escort watches helplessly. Power dynamics shift and lines are drawn as the age-old us vs them, rural vs urban conflict that hearkens back to Deliverance and beyond is brought up. The subject of modern day suppression of primal instincts and the things people can do to each other has always fascinated directors (a film thats pops to mind is Spielberg's early shocker, Duel, also about an urban 'soft' victim tapping long repressed instincts to face a psycho from a different social/geographical milieu). Subversion is the name of the game here as the very mechanics of the horror film are stripped down, exhibited like so many body parts then put back together in a way that the audience could never predict. The way McLean plays with the stereotypes of Australian maleness is particularly of note. He takes all these archetypal qualities and plays them off against each other in darkly ironic ways. The kid from Sydney could have been from anywhere, full of spunk (literally and metaphorically), testosterone and the need to smoke some weed and play a guitar badly to impress a pretty girl. You know. Australians are like anybody else. But then again, maybe some of them aren't. In a dark carnival mirror of this normality, in writing the villain, McLean embraces all the stereotypes and magnifies them into an uber-Australian that functions as a loud response to every Crocodile Dundee movie ever made and every episode of Who Dares Wins ever filmed. I'm not doing the English major thing and pulling this out of my ass. There is an actual quote from Crocodile Dundee that marks one of the most chilling and shocking moments of the film. It takes Dundee's throwaway action movie one-liner and turns it into a terrifying summary of Wolf Creek in less than ten words - "that's not a knife. This is a knife".

This self-aware dissection of the slasher genre and the success with which it achieves its goals also has the inevitable result of making us wonder why we're watching them. I loved this film. I think its up there with the most perfectly engineered horror films ever made. But I certainly wouldnt recommend it to everyone. It's success as an actual horror movie makes the whole thing an ordeal to watch. Critical responses are split evenly down the middle in an interesting way. Roger Ebert said he wanted to vomit and cry at the same time. Other critics have called it 'excruciating' and questioned why anyone would want to put themselves through something this viscerally upsetting. Others have praised it as highly as I have. It is also worthy of attention that very few people actually call this a bad movie per se. Nearly everyone admits that it is a highly accomplished piece of filmmaking. Their condemnation of it, if they were panning it, was based mostly on the question of 'why is this necessary?'. As with so much else in the world of art, the answer to this question is subjective. Good art is evocative. It reaches into the audience and yanks out emotions that were always there but had remained hitherto dormant. In the case of (good) horror movies, it plunges its hands into your sternum like a character in a David Cronenberg flick and yanks out the bloody beating heart of your deepest fears, insecurities and pain. There are some (like me) that actively seek this out. Wolf Creek made me feel vaguely ill but I do not regret having put myself through it. I enjoy the sensation of having my world torn down and my fears exposed in a frenetic mix of adrenaline and elevated pulse rates, without the dangers of having to experience real danger in order to do so. How is this any worse than wanting to feel the melty-warmness of a Lost in Translation or the excitement of a Die Hard? It is certainly not for everyone. In which case one should choose to stick with 'horror' movies that are actually a big joke from beginning to end, featuring characters like Freddy or Jason. Or they could choose the definitely quite scary films like Ringu and its ilk, getting their fix of fear while being kept at a distance from it by the supernatural factor. But, cliche as it might seem, the most effective and discomfiting horror lies in films like Wolf Creek and Funny Games and Irreversible. Those are the movies that involve real people doing real things to other real people, peeling back the skin of civilization to expose all the squishy red things underneath. These are the movies that disturb and scare me the most and I shall continue to seek them out whether or not Roger Ebert thinks I'm a pervert for doing so. There is certainly a masochistic element in doing so. These movies tap into a primal part of us all that we've evolved a cocoon around because we don't usually need to use it anymore. But they're there, brooding like little chestbursters inside us, and occasionally they need a little alone time with our heads. These movies are the facilitators of these exchanges. Some of us don't like to acknowledge the existence of the little chestbursters and that's fine. Stay away from movies like Wolf Creek. But for those of us that do.....nuff said.

Friday, April 14, 2006

soundscapes

It's been raining the past couple of days; that particular kind of oppressive moisture and darkness that diminishes energy levels and makes one want to stay in and wrap oneself in warmth/a wine buzz/the right kind of music. I compromised with the first two (turning up a thermostat is not a patch on a woodfire and rum is not an adequate stand-in for wine) but I made up for it with the third. I tunnelled into my music archives, hunting out the type of albums that you know you love but that require too much work or a particular mood to really receive frequent play. But when you get back from a rainwashed New York where you felt like Petrefax wandering through a glass and steel Necropolis Litharge......you know you're in the mood for something by a bunch of sombre, clever Englishmen. Postpunk, because I wasnt feeling receptive to anger, but not quite into latter New Wave poppiness.

Which brought me straight to the brilliance of the sepulchral, layered and despondent sound of Joy Division's Closer, one of the greatest albums of the 20th century. The lead singer Ian Curtis committed suicide right after recording it and you can hear this deathly intent right through. It's one of those records, like Ziggy Stardust or The Wall, that you need to listen to as a whole. No single track can really put across just how good this album is. Brilliant as the other guys on the band are (they went on to form the rather decent New Order), this is Curtis' album; his valediction and his suicide note. As Mikal Gilmore once said (all you Sandman and Rolling Stone fans should know who he is!) - "in the midst of a movement overrun by studied nihilism and faddish despair, it's somehow affecting to hear someone whose conviction ranged beyond mere truisms". Truer words were never spoken. From the very beginning, you can hear the despairing moans of the damned in this album. They take their artrock influences, shades of Bowie and Velvet Underground, and forge them into this deep tonal, shredded sound that paints a picture of an existence about as devoid of hope as one can imagine - from the opening 'Atrocity Exhibition' a song about a world of degradation wherever one cared to look to 'Twenty Four Hours' (a song that is painfully evocative of the Sandman issue with the same name) which sounds to me like one look back at a disappearing consciousness before descending into a very personal kind of hell. A pre-emptive description of Curtis' last moments as he hung in that noose, perhaps.

Why would one listen to such an album, you ask? One that almost seems to idealize escapism and death and through its suicidal intent just furthers the cycle of misery that Curtis is singing about? Well, all art isnt necessarily about making one feel good and this is as true of music as anything else. Listening to this album makes one realize one's own frailty while affirming the need to reach beyond that frailty lest one fall into the depths that Curtis did. It seems pertinent to mention that there is an almost voyeuristic and morbid aspect to one's 'enjoyment' of this album: make no mistake, we are listening to a suicide note being read out to us and hearing the reader's hold on life and hope slip away track by track. It connects to a rather primal 'better him than me' side of the listener that is discomfiting but certainly a part of the listening experience.

The conclusion is possibly my favourite part of the album. After the look back in 'Twenty Four Hours' comes the darkly beautiful construction of 'The Eternal' which is one of the closest aural approximations of a funeral procession I have heard this side of Mozart. Then comes the end, in all senses of the word, in 'Decades'. The lyrics can speak for themselves about which stage of the old cosmic journey this song is about:

Here are the young men, well where have they been?
We knocked on the doors of Hell's darker chamber,
Pushed to the limit, we dragged ourselves in,
Watched from the wings as the scenes were replaying,
We saw ourselves now as we never had seen.
Portrayal of the trauma and degeneration,
The sorrows we suffered and never were free.

Where have they been?
Where have they been?


Oddly enough, some of the background arrangements of this song remind me of the music in the Doom levels 'House of Pain' and 'Pandemonium' which I have always found somewhat haunting (insofar as one can find MIDI haunting). Yes, incongruous I know, laugh it up. It's strangely fitting, though.

The album is a work of art. Not one that I would recommend without reservation to all, though. It's sound is rather different from what contemporary audiences are used to. The art rock influences can make it rather distancing, to say nothing of the content. But for listeners who are used to a varied range of music, it is pure gold. It offers nothing but damnation right until that last bit in 'Decades' which hints at some level of self realization if nothing else. Makes one wonder what spin the band members put on their name ('Joy Division' is a derivation of the name given to the prostitute sections of German concentration camps) and whether its a testament to human resilience or an acknowledgment of defeat. But if you're prepared, by all means give it a listen. It's a terribly personal and yet affectingly topical piece of work, with (perhaps imagined on my part, but does that really matter?) influences on a entire range of pop culture. The waves it sent through the music scene range to the present day and are not limited to New Order or Brit New Wave bands. The Sandman connections are really rather eerie - many of the songs can function as musical representations of Delirium, Destruction, Despair (though I suppose the Endless make appearances in nearly every rock album in history). Death's little Tori Amos face looks over the entire thing, obviously, with Destiny making very explicit appearances in the last two songs. The King of Dreams really did realize that he had to change or die and he damn well made his decision, for better or worse. I'm pretty sure I remember Neil Gaiman saying he was an avowed Joy Division fan and its a given that he's heard this record. He has also said that he works to music so this particular blogger likes to think that maybe he was listening to Closer while writing bits of World's End or The Wake.

Even if he wasnt, he could have.

Edit: Some quick googling reveals that the Sandman issue 'Twenty Four Hours' was actually named after the Joy Division song. There's me feeling pleased with myself. Lit degrees are good for something.
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